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A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.
He told himself, "I'm a fire chief, I'm not going to wait in line."
He went to the angels guarding the gates and said, "Let me in. I'm a fire chief." The angels replied, "You'll have
to wait in line like everyone else, sir."
While waiting at the back of the line he saw a sedan pull up with red lights and a man got out wearing a white
helmet that said "CHIEF". The angels popped to attention and let the chief enter heaven. The waiting fire chief
was pissed and went to talk to the angels.
He asked, "Why did you let that fire chief go through and not me?" To which the angels replied, "You have it all
wrong, sir. That's God, he just thinks he's a Fire Chief."
Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time
but had that look that something else was on his mind. The Shah asked, "What do you really want, Son?" The
Son said, "A Mickey Mouse Outfit." With that, the Shaw went out and bought him a uniform from the
neighboring Fire Department.
Q. What does CHAOS stand for?
A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
K 9 P
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ?
A. FireWeb .... of course!
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