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One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach
and began CPR. A crowed watched as the firefighter frantically pumped on the boys chest. With great
amazement water was pooring from the boys mouth. Each time the firefighter pumped more water came out.
A short time later seaweed started coming out, then minnows, then more water started coming out of the boys
mouth. The firefighter feared this would never stop. Just then, a paramedic arrived and quickly ran over to the
firefighter and b lurted out. "Hey Chief! You better get that kids ass out of the water before you pump that lake

Rating: 2.8 |

There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner was
frantic. He told the fire department that he needed a secret formula in the safe that was in the center of the
blaze, and he would give 10,000 dollars to the department that got the formula. An hour later no ground was
gained and a mutual aid call was put out. When 12 departments couldn't subdue the blaze the owner saw this
he raised the reward to 100,000 dollars. Suddenly a small town department drove their truck right into the fire
and emerged 10 minutes later with the formula. When asked what they would do with the money one said,
"Get them damn brakes fixed we figure."

Rating: 1.6 |

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the
proper way to operate an extinguisher. "Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger
to release the foam."

Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot
to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, "Like a hand grenade, remember?"

In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin -- and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

Rating: 3.0 |

Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?
A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Rating: 1.6 |

Q.How do you put out a fire?
A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!

Rating: 2.6 |

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