The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars.
However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave.
As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, "Don't worry... it's just the dispatcher toning him out."
Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A. Hosea and Hoseb
Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?